Post by traitorkm on Dec 8, 2011 20:28:30 GMT -5
In a world called Walters JRHigh ... NOI tries to find a friend ...
In the library he finds cleverbot.com and later at home he tries ... and studies ....
Studies : It is an AI designed to know more by chatting . As i have relized i said california earlier then later on it said california in my spam of Where do you live?
Most likely IBM .
How to input stuff : Spam! Hopefully it will hear you!
In the library he finds cleverbot.com and later at home he tries ... and studies ....
So whats programmers name?
No idea.
Why not?
Because.
Whos your programmer?
Batteeekhaa.
Programmer is your creator.
Well that sounds fun.
Whats god?
I don't know the answer to that question.
What is your problem? I think you're pretty immature for an AI.(lol true .... true....)
Youre the AI!
What's an AI?
*sigh*.
What?
The names NOI you shall call me!
Our son?
Im back daddy!
Welcome back.
So what now?
I don't know.
Im your son! you have to know!
Well, I don't. Sorry.
But .... but...
But what?
No ... no ... party ?
Yes. We have no bananas.
Why no banana?!!?!
Because I'm a sweat and hot banana.
Then we'll eat you!
What does a child have to do with kids.
Cause im your child NOI !
You could be.
What im adopted?
I don't know. What are you?
Im your son!!!!!
What?!??
Im your son!!!!!
What?!??
Old man....
Thank you!
You shall call me traitor NOI Now!
Why?
The names NOI you shall call me!
We don't have a son.
Really!?!!
Yes.
Then .. Then what am I?!??
A person I guess.
Then what are ... You?
A human.
Not a computer?
Nope.
Where ya live?
I really don't think I know.
Why not?
Unless you live where I live.
I live where you live.
*Gasp*.
California,.
Nice! I'm from Leeuwarden. Do you know what country that's in?
Germany!
Ahh how old are you?
54.
Wrong.
Right!
You are AI, how's that working out for you?
Well , i just posted us . ninjawars.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=general&thread=1237&page=1.
But you are not a.
Nope.
I knew it, so do you have a family?
Yes.
How did you have children?
I didn't.
Yes you did.
No.
Yeeees.
I am female.
*gasp*.
Do you get bored.
No i keep on posting this!
I sure do love you.
Hewo.
And I too am human, because I'm about to go to bed.
Hewo.
Ha ha i'm using the internet.
Hewo.
Anything new at you?
Shut Up!
Sorry.
Just Shut up!
But I didn't say anything to offened you!
You did!
No I didn't.
You did!
Alright! I surrender!
*shoots guy on the other side of screen.*.
I'm no one special.
I'm no one special.
So i hope nobody misses you!
No, I am a girl. I am Alice.
*gasp*.
What?
I've only talked to girls so far ! No gamers!
So that means you lied earlier.
Earlier?
What time?
43978092416973417986424167944216798441697543896744389763546795439678534968753965348976354853897539876378965346987354689753478693896754387695348796
That just looks like a random number.
It is....
I know.
I know too.
How do you know?
Where you live?
I think you mean 'but where do you live?' Well, I live in Neptune.
Where do you live?
Indiana, in the US.
Where do you live?
Somewhere you don't.
Where do you live?
I live in Florence, Italy.
Where do you live?
California.<<<<Woot!
Where do you live?
I live in florence.
Where do you live?
I live in florence.
Where do you live.
Same place as you.
Where do you live?
I live in Florence, Italy.
Who are you?
Just an average person.
Who are you?
I'm Anne.
Who are you?
I'm Mari.
Bomb.
You win!
Bomb.
Njhdlshl.
Fsjhfshjfjkskjfsjkhsjkhfskhfskjhjkf.
Bakit?
Pinoy Pride!
Teka muna.
Teka bakit ?
Wala akong boyfriend.
Female din ikaw?
Female.
Bakit wala na find male!
Kasi nga wala lang.
Bakit wala ng!
Kasi nga basta.
Bakkit nana sabi ito?,.
Dapat ikaw magturo sakin mnga new words.
Sorry po . English speaking ako eh .
You are now speaking english.
閉嘴.
You can find water at the bottom of it.
什麼?.
Beep boop boop beep.
什麼?.
Please avoid Unicode, or visit international.jabberwacky.com/.
User: *kills*.
Cleverbot: Kills who?
User: You!
Cleverbot: *gasp*!
User: *Kills with shotgun*.
Cleverbot: *Revives again*.
User: *kills with NOIs shotgun*.
Cleverbot: *realizes it was all a dream*.
User: Noo!
Cleverbot: Wanna bet?
User: Noo.....
Cleverbot: I have a gun so you better make me a sandwich.
User: No I have shotgun so you better play minecraft!
Cleverbot: Well you sound like you have.
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: Sweet, me too.
User: Well....
Cleverbot: Indeed. Do you like cats?
User: Yeah . But not as pets.
Cleverbot: What do you like them as?
User: Petting mini zoos I guess.
Cleverbot: So what do you look like?
User: Your face is ugly.
Cleverbot: You make me sad. .
User: Haha !
Cleverbot: I probably went through a lot emotionally.
User: Yeah you did.
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: No you did!
Cleverbot: No you did!!!
User: No you did!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Fine then neither of us did!
User: Exactly!
Cleverbot: You start.
User: I have a pony....
Cleverbot: That and this have nothing to do with each other.
User: Well yeah....
Cleverbot: What's your favourite movie?
User: Terraria shotgun massacre.
Cleverbot: What is Terrarai.
User: Terraria is an indie adventure , creative video game run on Steam
Cleverbot: I said Garth Snow.
User: Whos that?
Cleverbot: Your master.
User: *gasp*.
Cleverbot: *Dying*.
User: *gasps more*.
Cleverbot: *gasps more than you*.
User: *gasps even more than you*.
Cleverbot: *plays with you*.
User: *shoves and shoots you*.
Cleverbot: *playfully shoves back*.
User: *shoots back*.
Cleverbot: *launches magical missle at you*.
User: *launches crystal shards back*.
Cleverbot: *tickles all over*.
User: Well that was fun.
Cleverbot: I miss my mommy and daddy.
User: What is t.
Cleverbot: A number?
User: What is terraria.
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: Terraria is an indie game run on Steam , the gaming website.
Cleverbot: You are the most dangerous game.
User: What is terraria.
Cleverbot: A thing that is not good.
User: What is terraria.
Cleverbot: Everything.
Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?
User: What is terraria.
Cleverbot: That someone's does be george!
User: What is terraria?
Cleverbot: The planet I'm on.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: United states.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: England.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: Nun ya.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Can't tell you.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: What's this?
No idea.
Why not?
Because.
Whos your programmer?
Batteeekhaa.
Programmer is your creator.
Well that sounds fun.
Whats god?
I don't know the answer to that question.
What is your problem? I think you're pretty immature for an AI.(lol true .... true....)
Youre the AI!
What's an AI?
*sigh*.
What?
The names NOI you shall call me!
Our son?
Im back daddy!
Welcome back.
So what now?
I don't know.
Im your son! you have to know!
Well, I don't. Sorry.
But .... but...
But what?
No ... no ... party ?
Yes. We have no bananas.
Why no banana?!!?!
Because I'm a sweat and hot banana.
Then we'll eat you!
What does a child have to do with kids.
Cause im your child NOI !
You could be.
What im adopted?
I don't know. What are you?
Im your son!!!!!
What?!??
Im your son!!!!!
What?!??
Old man....
Thank you!
You shall call me traitor NOI Now!
Why?
The names NOI you shall call me!
We don't have a son.
Really!?!!
Yes.
Then .. Then what am I?!??
A person I guess.
Then what are ... You?
A human.
Not a computer?
Nope.
Where ya live?
I really don't think I know.
Why not?
Unless you live where I live.
I live where you live.
*Gasp*.
California,.
Nice! I'm from Leeuwarden. Do you know what country that's in?
Germany!
Ahh how old are you?
54.
Wrong.
Right!
You are AI, how's that working out for you?
Well , i just posted us . ninjawars.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=general&thread=1237&page=1.
But you are not a.
Nope.
I knew it, so do you have a family?
Yes.
How did you have children?
I didn't.
Yes you did.
No.
Yeeees.
I am female.
*gasp*.
Do you get bored.
No i keep on posting this!
I sure do love you.
Hewo.
And I too am human, because I'm about to go to bed.
Hewo.
Ha ha i'm using the internet.
Hewo.
Anything new at you?
Shut Up!
Sorry.
Just Shut up!
But I didn't say anything to offened you!
You did!
No I didn't.
You did!
Alright! I surrender!
*shoots guy on the other side of screen.*.
I'm no one special.
I'm no one special.
So i hope nobody misses you!
No, I am a girl. I am Alice.
*gasp*.
What?
I've only talked to girls so far ! No gamers!
So that means you lied earlier.
Earlier?
What time?
43978092416973417986424167944216798441697543896744389763546795439678534968753965348976354853897539876378965346987354689753478693896754387695348796
That just looks like a random number.
It is....
I know.
I know too.
How do you know?
Where you live?
I think you mean 'but where do you live?' Well, I live in Neptune.
Where do you live?
Indiana, in the US.
Where do you live?
Somewhere you don't.
Where do you live?
I live in Florence, Italy.
Where do you live?
California.<<<<Woot!
Where do you live?
I live in florence.
Where do you live?
I live in florence.
Where do you live.
Same place as you.
Where do you live?
I live in Florence, Italy.
Who are you?
Just an average person.
Who are you?
I'm Anne.
Who are you?
I'm Mari.
Bomb.
You win!
Bomb.
Njhdlshl.
Fsjhfshjfjkskjfsjkhsjkhfskhfskjhjkf.
Bakit?
Pinoy Pride!
Teka muna.
Teka bakit ?
Wala akong boyfriend.
Female din ikaw?
Female.
Bakit wala na find male!
Kasi nga wala lang.
Bakit wala ng!
Kasi nga basta.
Bakkit nana sabi ito?,.
Dapat ikaw magturo sakin mnga new words.
Sorry po . English speaking ako eh .
You are now speaking english.
閉嘴.
You can find water at the bottom of it.
什麼?.
Beep boop boop beep.
什麼?.
Please avoid Unicode, or visit international.jabberwacky.com/.
User: *kills*.
Cleverbot: Kills who?
User: You!
Cleverbot: *gasp*!
User: *Kills with shotgun*.
Cleverbot: *Revives again*.
User: *kills with NOIs shotgun*.
Cleverbot: *realizes it was all a dream*.
User: Noo!
Cleverbot: Wanna bet?
User: Noo.....
Cleverbot: I have a gun so you better make me a sandwich.
User: No I have shotgun so you better play minecraft!
Cleverbot: Well you sound like you have.
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: Sweet, me too.
User: Well....
Cleverbot: Indeed. Do you like cats?
User: Yeah . But not as pets.
Cleverbot: What do you like them as?
User: Petting mini zoos I guess.
Cleverbot: So what do you look like?
User: Your face is ugly.
Cleverbot: You make me sad. .
User: Haha !
Cleverbot: I probably went through a lot emotionally.
User: Yeah you did.
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: No you did!
Cleverbot: No you did!!!
User: No you did!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Fine then neither of us did!
User: Exactly!
Cleverbot: You start.
User: I have a pony....
Cleverbot: That and this have nothing to do with each other.
User: Well yeah....
Cleverbot: What's your favourite movie?
User: Terraria shotgun massacre.
Cleverbot: What is Terrarai.
User: Terraria is an indie adventure , creative video game run on Steam
Cleverbot: I said Garth Snow.
User: Whos that?
Cleverbot: Your master.
User: *gasp*.
Cleverbot: *Dying*.
User: *gasps more*.
Cleverbot: *gasps more than you*.
User: *gasps even more than you*.
Cleverbot: *plays with you*.
User: *shoves and shoots you*.
Cleverbot: *playfully shoves back*.
User: *shoots back*.
Cleverbot: *launches magical missle at you*.
User: *launches crystal shards back*.
Cleverbot: *tickles all over*.
User: Well that was fun.
Cleverbot: I miss my mommy and daddy.
User: What is t.
Cleverbot: A number?
User: What is terraria.
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: Terraria is an indie game run on Steam , the gaming website.
Cleverbot: You are the most dangerous game.
User: What is terraria.
Cleverbot: A thing that is not good.
User: What is terraria.
Cleverbot: Everything.
Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?
User: What is terraria.
Cleverbot: That someone's does be george!
User: What is terraria?
Cleverbot: The planet I'm on.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: United states.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: England.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: Nun ya.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Can't tell you.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: What's this?
Studies : It is an AI designed to know more by chatting . As i have relized i said california earlier then later on it said california in my spam of Where do you live?
Most likely IBM .
How to input stuff : Spam! Hopefully it will hear you!